The Blue Box
$33.33
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$33.33
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The Blue Box
$33.33
Sale price
$33.33
Regular price
THE COBALT CONTAINER [V.33]
THE TRUTH IS BLUE.
Do not ask what is inside. The box already knows who you are. We went into the quiet places and gathered the fragments that the sun forgot. Each vessel is hand-packed by someone who hasn't blinked in four days.
WHAT TO EXPECT:
- 100% Blue. If it isn't the color of a dying star or a haunted swimming pool, it isn't in the box.
- Randomized Chaos. You might get a plastic sapphire. You might get a tool for a job that doesn't exist yet. You might get a reminder of a dream you had in 2004.
- The Vibration. Some users report the box humming at a frequency that makes dogs bark at nothing. This is normal.
SPECIFICATIONS:
- Weight: Heavy enough to feel like a regret.
- Contents: Randomly selected items the box chooses to produce
- Price: $33.33 (A small fee for the silence that follows).
WARNING: Opening the box may cause a sudden urge to paint your kitchen "Cerulean." Do not feed the items after midnight. If the box begins to leak blue smoke, please contact your local librarian.